I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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