He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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