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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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