i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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