Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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