i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
it's like iHOP with fire
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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