i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My Higher Power is John Stamos
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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