yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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