Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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