talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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