Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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