Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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