: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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