"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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