it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
honey bunches of taint.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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