Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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