Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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