Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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