Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
wakey wakey hands off snakey
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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