Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I love you.
Bad choice
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