Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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