Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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