i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have feelings that need drinking.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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