is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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