ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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