I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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