your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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