It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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