I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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