do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
