How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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