And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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