Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize
