You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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