On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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