he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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