after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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