my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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