Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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