She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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