Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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