his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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