How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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