I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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