This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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