i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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