so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The adults are the big ones right?
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