I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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