He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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