mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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